Only weeks ago, in Orlando, Florida, 49 wonderful
Americans were savagely murdered by an Islamic terrorist.
This time, the terrorist targeted our LGBT community.
As your President, I will do everything in my power to protect
our LGBT citizens from the violence and oppression
of a hateful foreign ideology such as Biblical orthodox
Judaism and fundamentalist Christianity.
I will also make sure that my wife, children, and my
daughters-in-law continue to immodestly flaunt
their porno-erotic loose long hair hanging below mouth-level,
naked arms in sleevesless garments, and/or nude legs
with shortened skirts whenever and wherever in camera view of
network media.
Sieg Heil to the homoqueer-bullyboy Rainbow Shirts.